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shit Christmas gifts! It is, damn it, like every year!


Every year I ponder again what should I give my father. And just like every year I notice ... apart by a horde of craftsmen that I could rush to his house ... nothing useful one!

Last night I was desperate, and then bravely but still fell in the pre-Christmas shopping frenzy, I've put myself in a saturn market to purchase a CD for him.
THAT was a mistake!

Outdoor currently has 10 ° and everything is covered in snow. Accordingly, it is also thick clothed. What do employees at Saturn, however, does not prevent the heating to temperatures cuddly caribic blow up! You come into the store and runs into a wall of hot air ... It is a dizzy, gasping for breath and you get a racing heart .... bursts into tail and wants desperately tear the clothes from his body! On the escalator Stacking the hypertensives suffer a heart attack just ... because of the bütenden heat, or because of the young girl who managed to tear the clothes from his body ... or were niederkenüppelt by their wives because they do not Auegn in time by the young things, the clothes ... But I digress already like this again!

To make a long story short, I naturally got a CD for him. But Saturn was not, but at my Authismus! I could quite simply felt at this decision not 10 million CDs ... I have 2 hours in a vest, listening to music and playing could have ruined me financially ... Music for me has the same effect as handbags and shoes for women ... they trigger a noise-like state! may
But I've found there was always music ICH. But I was then, however, still not sure it would please him too.

one point I had the store frustrated with 3 CDs for me to leave (!).


The annoying thing is: he has an Amazon wish list!
But guess what's on it! Right! NOTHING! That would be too easy! To my (s) name (s) at Amazon are about 40 CDs and 30 books, laptops, hard drives, radio boxes, vacuum cleaner, socks, shoes, computer games, pink panties ... Because anybody can pick what he gives me! And what's with him? NOTHING!



So I've put myself into the all-comprehensive all-knowing Internet to find a gift ... or a suggestion for a gift.
was a mistake


The popular sex sites popping up that I once ignored ... I would give it to be- and do not inherit be-! ... On account of the famous last words: ".! Ohh God I Come!"



So I looked on the side that should have special gifts for the best people in the world! For men! There ought to be to find what really!
But ... THAT was a mistake!

Who runs ever such sites must have a really unhealthy relationship with men, or would like to ensure that as many relationships as possible, be destroyed in so short a time as possible!
This "Whoever" seem to be convinced that the rumor is true that men are actually only brain-amputated idiots!
Ok, some people will ask: "What there was what could amputate the man?"
But let's face it girls ... just because you are in life, only idiots have caught ...


The gifts and gadgets to be found on such sites, all completely stupid, completely appropriate free and ahben no praktichen value, and just the thought that there really are people, time, money and energy in the invention and development of such stuff drives me invest the sweat on the forehead. What a senseless waste of resources of!


Small selection complacent?

how about a bald comb?
pot or ridicule?
or, oh, how exciting, beer bottle in the glass?
or even, ha ha, how funny ... Egg Shampoo for real men?


are something witty then have them here:
a land on the moon?
or Irish Lord title?

Maybe I should give him these two things in combination gift pack 2010?
"If they are Irish Lord with a bald head and comb Eierschampoo ... on the moon!"



But I think he does not get the impression I could not stand him, I will him Just the winner of the Top Ten of the unpopular get gifts:

1 pair of socks and a tie! Just as every year!

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strange .... very strange!

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The poor and the happiness

2:15

I can not sleep again ...

I'm about to go to bed just once want to take a brief look into Facebook ... if maybe someone else what has been interesting on its own ...

War a mistake! I would not have done that!

was there that deserves the Brigitte Fehrle, by the Berlin newspaper, said the latest results of the PISA study, written / / comments:

are "Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. "Read in the Bible, Matthew 5, verse 4 - Seen in the PISA results released yesterday, many young people in this country have calmed down for sure: They are indeed stupid stumbling through life. But after waiting for the paradise .... "

see here!

then has a Bernadette forest Dos Reis commented: " * smart ass to * poor in spirit, I find * smart ass off *

And someone else called, Christoph Azone jut, presenter on Radio One, replied:" love Bernadette, just as it is, to look. With L. In Escht now! "

So! And I ... I can not sleep! Total Wow!

Do you understand that?

The MUST called 'spiritual' Everything else would be too terrible! This may not even be different!

Because the 'spiritual' ... but are without possessions ... So poor ... be? And are not the poor are the blessed? So 'spiritual'! And not 'Geistich' because it comes from 'spirit' and spirits are not happy ... but TERROR RESTLESS souls ... btw ... 'Happy' is credited with with 2x 'ee'!


... So only priests are blessed! Which is no wonder so, in salaries. Although ... 'Arm' you can not really call it that now!? Crap, now I'm confused again!
(What does this have nothing to everything with the Pisa study?)

AAAAAUSSERDEM what is even worse: For heaven's sake! If it's geistich poor 'hot would, thus: "seling are the poor in spirit" ... then that would mean that paradise was actually just full of idiots! Full of idiots and nutty Germans Islamic suicide bombers and their 73 young women! Oh, my God .... Kopfkino do that ... stop it!

And conversely would have to anyone who would be only half-way intellent, indeed necessarily be from the start on the road to 'DOWN' ... in the HELL!
And that would mean that Von-der-Leine , and all the educational achievement in this, our holy ground of the Gotham, and only hint you want to increase and half-hearted, BE SENT GEHEIMARGENTEN the horned itself would be!

Boach is scary!

all of us do not really make smarter! They want to send us to hell!!

Oh, my God! Please let me die stupid! ... Please take's back! I do not like school anymore! And I do not even have stupiert ... I know, that's all blasphemy!

Please Please Please! I will also never speak evil about the Käßmann ... or the Pope and the condoms ...
promise!

Although ... I am I now no longer sure where I really want to go ... Paradise is not any more ... attractive ... ever because of the 'good girl'.... But the alternative ... I know not ... näää!

Ooooch ... if I could sleep at least ...

Maybe I should better yet sign up for Buddhism? Since there is no paradise, no hell for all eternity ... because there is only the re-birth! But what if I come back as a German child ... I have to go to school again ... Scheissse!!


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So, am back in Berlin.

The ride home from HH to the E to B at P on the S yesterday was again 'beautiful'. Pretty boring!

Have you been naughty before, that you had to in the evening for 2 hours travel by train and can not see out because you can see because of the tinted windows
nothing more?

I'd like to know what the idiot has come up with ...
the person who never have to drive train, or visually impaired is anyway!

Everything what you can do, is to be Lotz fellow travelers ... or read this stupid train flyer to drill in the nose, to swap case, or to play on the emergency brake.

Ok .... read a book ... but I can every day in the subway!


greetings
Mic

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Chris Whitley

I just on my favorite station RADIO ONE is one that is Chris Whitley dead?


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It's always amazing how many really good, brilliant and absolutely worth listening musicians are ignored by the music industry almost completely, and almost always wrong, 'quietly' go under. 'Unsung' does not really .... because there are people who hear. Some of these musicians make it posthumously to receive attention, such as Nick Drake click , which reached only 2 albums produced after his death cult status. Therefore, he can be in Germany not able to listen in to YouTube because of Fucking-UMG-rights ! And since he is not MAINSTREAN Pop .... He is not even on the radio ... And because you can not hear him .... now only very few inside his records! What pleased me mad, because that creates UMG, financially something that is real-anatomically impossible YOURSELF TO THE KNEE TO FUCK!
BUT ... I'm thrilled! Keep it only on!

I hope that this fate is also given to Chris Whitley! Because his music was special and she is just too good for this UMG-SONY-board Wi *****, which only goes to coal and to fill the music means to an end to their pockets ...
Chris Whitley's music, fortunately not everyone likes ... and this is very good! I was touching his brittle blues and 'swing' to do. I was lucky enough to him several times, I think, to see the Berlin Quasimodo.








Fly on Chris ... see u again ... sometime ... somewhere


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Non smoking to be - in just 3 weeks!

This is ! Believe me!
This is really! Is just totally! You must

you only get a pancreas inflammation (8 syllables!). The easiest way is by using gall stones, which you your pancreatic duct briefly blocked ... and within about 3 hours there is a backlog in the pancreas, which responds snapped then it is ignited!

your works out there together a little, you overcome the pain on the floor in pain and begins to breathe funny to snap calls and thus to hyperventilate until you see stars, an ambulance and be taken to hospital after their 20 minutes some few must answer questions such as "Na how they going? " (A SAUBLÖDE question!)

"Da ... Da ... daaa ... Daaank ... eee .... .... Pri Pri ... Primmmaaaa, he he he vorrraaagend ago! See how the latter enters Hen can see see! Mööö Mööö ch th latter enters a Kkeks? " Then
tilts her to you because it flickers before my eyes ...

the hospital is given to you in a bed, and total diet ... which means it does not get anything to eat! 2 weeks ... only water, and lots of cocktail intravenously. Antibiotics, painkillers and anti-inflammatory.

You have to wear a silly shirt in which your ass is free, and you shall never know how you go to the toilet and you keep it behind the shirt, open the door while the stand with the Tropfsen (which is the plural of drip) time by pushing the door before it falls again.

can now and then ye yes sometimes create a doctor who insists you put the Tropfsenzugang STRICTLY against your strong protest in the back of the hands of your guide hand have to ... which is incredibly handy when Kacken:
Because you then the Arschabwischen access access to the drip down the toilet ... but we let it!




Soooo.

begins after 3 weeks you will probably also, permanent blood sausage with sauerkraut, hamburgers, cookies or just hallucinate a bun with margarine ... You have incidentally taken as a pleasant side effect of some 10 kilos ... but this will be of short duration. And you begin to go on the hunt .... to spy on the nurses, they look up times short and not kidnap her a yoghurt you can silently ... or a defenseless grandma wegnehmt the tray ... CAUTION! can you have to throw me the Tropfsenständer be quick as the grandma her crutch!


And after 3 weeks when you re-released ... notes her that you have no cigarettes in the pocket. And that you somehow ... to smoke for 3 weeks you had no desire! Because you have it pumped full of drugs and painkillers that you have completely withdrawal symptom free in 3 weeks for Non smoking can be!


... easy! I'm told!

But ATTENTION!

... ye, should have them but not take out immediately after the bile and also break your ankle! Because then you can move for 4 months and not have to sit at home on crutches!

You do not smoke anymore ... you can taste again, and because of the lack of bile eat again symptom free! And because of the ankle, you can not move you enough ...

VERY bad combination! No one can suffer anti-social fat, limping ex-smokers really good!

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November and BVG

Na? You assozial Losch ass! Even so, shit on it as I do? Can I understand! Totally! Are also forced under changing with the LPP?

And of course, the BVG! The Berlin transport esellschaf G t. This is a shit club!

I am a commuter psychopath ... absolutely anti-social behavior on buses and trains!
I was not always, but the SNB has made me in 20 years, use it!

For me it is the weather. I hate these short, cold, wet, gray, cloudy, rainy days November-shit! And the BVG! Of course, the BVG! The Berlin transport esellschaf G t. This is a shit club!

This starts in the morning when I go to work: I have 2 times every time to change and wait for the train or subway. Because of course the one leaving, as you einfährst with the other just ...

And the wait is currently experiencing a great deal of fun! When you here the cold wind whistles around the legs and the wet cold slowly creeps into the clothes. And after 10 minutes a nice voice announces ... "On the S-Bahn line 42, it is for technical reasons, unfortunately, delays, thank you for your understanding!" Class!

DO YOU WANT ME VERARSCHE YOUR PENNER? WHO'S HERE FOR UNDERSTANDING FOR?

Since we are glad that you have paid € 57.00 for the monthly pass!

And then you squeeze you into the totally overcrowded train ... and getting out comes this nice controller ... and wants to see your ticket ... and you're already too late because this shit train (I have recently concluded empirically that the "S" in S-Bahn to "damn" is ... what else makes no sense!) ... because this shit train was late

... and most of all I would like to grab him by the neck and push the shit-month card in the throat and say: "Get out now, I tie up this shit lantern and since you can sometimes stand for 30 minutes in this lousy weather ... as long as I have to wait for this shit-train in the cold! And besides, I pay your fucking job and HEREBY your shit rolls. So let me in peace you idiot! "

And the great thing is ... He is not the only on those days ... no, 5 minutes later, the neighbor asks you in the subway! And you know .... Hey, I have had to pay € 57.00 ... of which to be paid! And the next price increase comes soon, as every year!


My personal record was 5 times in one day ... this is no joke and no exaggeration !.... be controlled to 5 times! And the last of the control idiots who want to write me a ticket because he can not read the monthly pass!
"Yes, they have in the LPP headquarters ..."
"HALTS FOOT YOU ASS! naff off? They are 30km!! BY BVG! "

And then I must still 1km walk to the office, weil. .. na? ... Well? guessing you know? Yeah, right! Because there is no bus goes there!

goes where no bus ... or there is a train. But only every 20 minutes! In the rush hour! And of course no time! And just to 17:50! And I have to walk 1km far because the station was removed in front of our office!

heart of Berlin, the capital of the Teutonic-Gotham empire in sight to the central station, you're traffic-ass in the world!

And I have every damn Day, 2 times, this long, long, long run 4-lane road that entlangpfeift the wind, and this shitty bus shoots by the puddles of shit-and you can not avoid ...

I wonder every time whether I am looking for a stone ... and the next shit-bus again through this shit-puddle ball must ... Pöck --- KLONK! Bump!

And if the driver gets out .... Ohhh please, please let him get off ... Ohhhhh, an inner Mission celebration!

And inside me is already nice and warm ...

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Ray LaMontagne

This song pretty well with my current living situation.
I wish I had his talent, it also express Sun Not so easy to separate and let go ...









the way, buy his CD's ... They are all worth it!
More here ... or Youtube.com

http://www.raylamontagne.com

Enjoy
Mic

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How the SPD, CDU and FDP 0.005% - parties "makes ....

I still can not To sleep.
THAT is bad!


Again such a senseless idea!

.... How in the upcoming election, the ruling parties is you ever notice that "govern" in the word ... the word "greed" lies ... but I digress again ... like So, I wanted to say I knows how one can make of SPD, CDU and FDP quickly fringe parties, which create the 2.5% threshold not only failed, but can not even hindurchkrauchen under their feet ...

Right!
choose You go! And this time, please
ALL eligible voters ... 100% turnout!

All ... And especially those who complain constantly but the last 20 years NEVER have seen even a single ballot paper up close!

all go vote!
choose And ... NOTHING! None of the parties on the ballot!

And already we have the statistics on this page!

because the more people go to vote, but not selected ... the less percent of the vote received our federal shield citizens!

"The CDU wins ... just ahead of the SPD and the FDP with 0.005% of the vote ... ... SPD CDU 0.005% 0.0047% 0.000035 FDP ... ..... from the coalition CDU / FDP, SPD, thus creating a 1 / 16 seats in the Bundesrat ... and thus has a general admission at the door ... ähhmmm purely watching .... window to be able to ... "




So, at the next election, please do not waste your votes! Give them better ... NO ONE!
But give them up! Otherwise you give some time from your votes ...

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these questions ... let me have the whole day long do not go!

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Erich and iPad

I just Golem.de in - read a discussion forum, the sense I have not really become clear, however, has triggered in me a spontaneous attack ... one of these terrible attacks in which one illuminated by responses to the question which you would like to know in no case!

capita cinema-attack!

me now everything is clear!

'all' means in this particular case the current, completely incomprehensible to me, the hype around Apple products with the, i, and why they are so successful now. One possible explanation is probably completely mistaken: Apple was brave and has very good marketing strategists, the buyers exactly what is necessary "Will I Have This!" Convince ... Along with the obvious fact that ALL other companies worldwide have slept absolutely and this completely logical shift to the operating concept "without aids Input into electronic devices "short Grapsch .... or English: TOUCH .... have just messed


This answer is for the simple truth is the ... the ... the unsuspecting gullible ...
much worse ... grisly ... threatening ... and it has just crept up on me again, I attacked from behind, and without asking in my head nestled!

And they came to me as the following when I Golem.de Kitchen Appliances forum read (it is about any 'Tablet'):
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topic:

Re: ... what is it now a prerequisite for the market

Date: 03:11:10 - 12:34

Author: borstel

iOS4Ever wrote:

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There must be a smartphone . Google currently provides that no other device types

for the market. This makes the whole Android Geraffel so as pointless as

every manufacturer currently building his own thing and the customer

can not cope. All rubbish to be related to Google, their sales portal on its feet

has ... :)

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thank you, that has now helped me very ... A life Apple certainly would be something simple and always reminds me of the freedom of movement in the GDR. Baltic, Hungary and the Tatra Mountains ... ideologically it was always taken by the hand ... ;-) decided what was good, the party ... and what was not compliant, was banished ...

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Suddenly I was clear EVERYTHING!


ERICH! Eric is not dead! Still alive! And he has teamed up with Pinky and the Brain ...

the

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to usurp!

Steve Jobs is a Sleeper ... probably from Leipzig! A DDR undercover agent ... An agent of the Stasi! to beat
sent to the imperialist class enemy with his own marketing weapons on his own battlefield and to invent the ultimate means of socialist indoctrination! Made of the breakaway Chinese, in millions of units to flood the unsuspecting capitalist consumer society and thus to enable it the final death blow!

The iPhone and iPad are Erich's last revenge! The ultimate tool to get back into power ... and this time It should not just be the cute, cute country at the foot of the Ore ... NO! This time it will be THE WHOLE WORLD!

And that almost certainly, ES on 25 August 2012 ... his 100th birthday ... ! Happen!

it will happen !..... The ultimate Ä.bbl Erich virus is activated, whereupon iPhonePadPods on all 500 billion ... - Erich way, had also always been something left over for 'jailbreak'!! - Hammer and sickle in the corn wreath in front of black, red and gold background as a splash screen (Welcome Scream) appears! For this, the national anthem of the GDR while Pinky and the Brain is happy about the Logo jump ...

In Jambra-Abbo and Äppler store there are only a fight-songs of the workers and peasants' power and buy the October club in Mp3 Download ... eBooks are only just as works of Marx, Engels, Mielke, Wolf & Co, and acquire the memoirs of Crown Prince Eric Krenz sale ...

And all the sounds from the speakers Eric's whining, droning, whining voice:
"socialism in its course .... holds neither ox nor ass on table ... I äs Eusch gesacht always! Your wollded hööören technically ... now auferschtehen Waerden manner ... and pay back äs Eusch ... that you have the class enemy of my Balast lassn tear .... "


aaaahhhhhhh Kopfkino .... Oh, my God ... make it stop!
I need to call but the BKA .... oh no ... the read anyway anything!
thank God

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Did you ever feel everything in life ... but actually to do everything wrong somehow?
I often have this feeling when I see something ... and especially the price!

Please, Please, Please! Bring me your old rags, and is not plugged them into the old clothes!

When they land in the Altkleiderspende, they are only sorted and by far the largest part of which goes into the shredder and is converted to steel wool felt and what is sold to the industry!
From what is still usable on worn clothing is washed the bulk and shipped to Africa to be there selling t. And makes it break there local producers and markets, as these against the European Altkleier m ll (!!!) can not produce competitive! Not even if they wanted!.

And the rest goes to social department stores around ... right! To poorer fellow citizens for less money Ver purchases to be! And a little itty-part ... goes to the closets to be actually distributed free to the needy!


No, they give me ... I'm then paltry chairs it. And become rich!!

so you will know you've made at least WEN rich! And I promise: If I get per month, two chairs sold rags ... each of the revenue will be donated by one!

Guaranteed!
... at a price of € 3,199 ... is my shit ... is more than twice as much as I make now with 40 hours / week ... and by the way ... Cheers



Mic

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Why retention is a must!

I am! this completely meaningless and fruitless debate about whether or not the retention should be completely pointless and fruitless discussion .... ähhhm .... no, now I have tangled me .... what I wanted to write again?

So in the case günsztigsten I could ask at this point, the BKA, because they knew that!

I am of the opinion that Voratsdatenspeicherung is of course absolutely necessary! Not because of the fight against terrorism ... while that does not benefit anything ... Terrorists can also establish Virtual Private Networks (VPN) and encrypted tunnel to make just as big and small companies that have long ... do I, .... but I am anyway a terrorist, as we all do!

No, they stand just before we have a drought Internet and take it from the data? Have? Since we have yet incredibly lucky that we've already saved at times a sufficient supply? Or?

I'm also sure that the BKA will in future play a key role in health care! The evolving demography, as is known for several years, in favor of an increasingly older age and thus become more and more Alzheimer's on the rise and people elsewhere more forgetful. But all is not a problem because we have the BKA, which means that all our stored data safe! You just have to ask! Certainly there will be a presentation at the BKA in the future ... the BKAUSkunft:

"Hello ... here BKAUSkunft what I can do for them?"

"Yeah ... here tach Mr ... Mr ..."

"Krause"

"Yeah ... right! Krause .. is my name, and I am .... I am ..."

"intersection Müller Seestr corner." ;

"Yeah ... right ... And I wanted ähhhm, I wanted to ..."

"They wanted the department store as every Wednesday at half past two, to a newspaper and new stockings to buy for the coming week. A cup of coffee to drink in a store and restaurant to eat a piece of cheesecake! And decorate on the way back, the little apprentice at the window to stare at the ass ... "

" Yes! Right! Thank you! ... Could you please be ... "

" 13:35 "

" Oh, thank you! "

" please "

click OK .. . in fact, they would call me for, before, so before I want it!
because they had a hand in my many years collected and hoarded data and works completely deep psychological profile created and run a virtual image or a computer simulation on my personality and could tell me exactly what I want to think or write like before I know it myself! AI or virtual intelligence called such a thing and that would be as a possible application.

addition, the BKA in the future, the current demographic Trent - the way to age - turn back! Yes, Yes! The can! Thanks to the data retention!

The BKA could develop into an absolute shooting star in the current dating sites! It must be the TV with the folks at the currently so popular and oh-so-successful Courtship unite. Their Knoff Hoff in combination with BKA-embracing personal profiles ... They could simply find the perfect partner for everyone ... all love ... Butterflies ... everything pink ... the birth rate exploded ... The Germans are deleted from the list of endangered species!



But so far we have not yet, unfortunately ... I must therefore still take notes, rather than simply speaking into the phone .... one must choose not really ... withdraw only because the hear every word anyway: And to ask? BKA Operator What I wanted to remember this? "

It might well all in 1188 or 1180 information pulped and the BKA directly finance the Telefongebüren! Or on the income from hard disk reconstruction ... or better playing back lost data ... finally have it stored a copy of everything in stock. One just needs to only his federal Trojans .... äääähhh, oh no, the heist so different now ... Citizen-client program for the new electronic ID card .... Always keep up to date and regularly updating!!


But for now I will in all my blog entries, the words

tinkering bombs "," running amok in the Government District "," kill all "," kill politicians' ... and perhaps "Jihad" and "Allah il akbar," or simply put "Salam Aleikum"

!


The BKA web crawlers and how things are hot Click on my blog constantly and thus increase my search engine ranking incredible! Sooo, and now I just need to place more appropriate advertising here and get rich ...



... to be continued

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Haaaa! I knew it! Eventually she comes again! TH E WALL!

The U.S. Americans have learned from us Easterners ... and maybe build a .... German engineers from the East, with their Knoff Hoff So now, 20 years after reunification, finally asked! Although still not in Germany ... yet we can finally refer to export.

Sooo ... I'm going to the basement and get ever get the wall up the pieces I have stashed away. I knew that something would be good times. And then I go to the hardware store to save me the next Annual Production of picks ... either for the Mexicans ... or in almost 20 years, the Americans ... then begin to demonstrate the fact and roar

"We are the Folk!"

And then ... Geil! ..... 2400km wall ... are 'a lot Picks need! .... Boach I become rich!

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The horror ...

The horror ... has a name!

There are messages that make me just ANGST!
Naked .... pure ... sweat .... FEAR ... makes me tremble indeed!


look: Windows in your car!

This is no joke! They do this really! They want to build cars that run on Windows!!

Ok ... These things are of course go nowhere ... the crash in advance, or turn wrong, or can not find the driver for the GPS ... or forget the seat adjustment ... but honestly, a lot worse if they would really go? Then you can not even take to the streets! Since you want for the first time that the virus scanner does not work and the best possible!

Because even I'm starting to believe and worship!


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idea for Christmas? - Stuttgart 21

I recently received my education in an information email from a friend!


I must admit I am always amazed with what imaginative means our so beloved politicians everything possible ... but really do everything possible ... to bring the economy going!

Who would have thought that all the excitement around Stuttgart 21 only a clever marketing campaign by the Stuttgart mayor in Cooperation with the company logo was at the launch of the new logo product - prepare "Stuttgart 21 ActionSet"?


an incredibly clever marketing coup!

I think it's an incredibly beautiful and meaningful idea for this Christmas for our kids are already in early infancy a corresponding culture of debate to teach. Thus it Agressionspotential is equal to a socially beneficial direction and it will be channeled to them later less difficult - despite slightly disturbed social behavior and possible anti-social tendency to, say, baton beatings ... or water cannon driving (which are even more detrimental to a human dialogue?) - appropriate for them to work . Choose

So ... Do something for her child and give it to him the "logo Stuttgart 21Action Set" and perhaps later for something older still in the planning stage "Logo renewed nuclear program - Action Set - a meltdown," We must stay tuned!


Best regards Mic





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Buy, Buy, Now?

Help! I need urgent help!!

I can not help anyone?
I'm absolutely clueless ...


Damn, I understand this incredibly important mail is not spam!
do what they tell me ...

WHAT I should buy?
Who should I throw my money blindly into the pharynx?
shoes?
Or what?

Oh my God, help me yet! Please!

;)

Mic

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Midlife Crisis - Chain Letter

One of my friends wrote me to 40gsten, the following mail.

(I have a precaution to check that we are not relatives are, he had nothing to do with my ex and she no longer the beneficiary of my already pathetic life insurance and he was therefore in the event of my unexpected death, and then nothing gets me when I should have made a mistake!)

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-------- Original Message --------

Subject: chain letter

Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2010 08:52:22 +0200

From: evil666@gmx.de

Reply to: billy.boy @ gmx.de

To: mic-re@hirn-gruet.ze

chain letter of potent Men:

This chain letter was initiated by powerful men to spice up their sex life even more fantastic. Unlike ordinary chain letter costs this at all. Only postage! And you can only win!

send this e-mail easily to 13 of your best friends who are just as potent as you! If you do not have 13 friends ... Just send it also to your superiors!

Then you narkotisierst your wife / girlfriend / old lover / mother, or all together, put them in a large cardboard box (do not forget the air holes) and send it to those who at first of the list! Soon, your name comes first, and you get 823 542 women by mail!

The statistics are among at least: * 0.5

Miss Germany's

Models * 2.5 * 463

wild nymphomaniacs

* 3234 attractive nymphomaniacs

* 20 198 Multi Orga Mike gutters

* 40 198 bisexual women

might be the 64 294 women who are simply hotter, more open and more delicious than the old, ill-tempered Quail you just sent away by post. And best of all: the old box is not guaranteed by the ones you get sent!

IN BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES!

A guy who had only five written instead of 13 friends got, for example, returns the old saddle cloth, dressed still in the old dressing gown, with whom he had sent her, with a lengthy attack of migraine and with a reproachful face. On the same day drew the international supermodel, with whom he had been living together since he had sent away his girlfriend, at his best friend is a (to whom he had not sent this mail!).

While I have received this e-mail end the guy who is on the list of six places above me, has already sent 837 women and, at exhaustion in hospital. Prior to his hospital room are additional 452 cartons.

YOU MUST MAIL THIS CONFIDENCE!

This is a unique opportunity for a satisfying sex life to arrive. No expensive dinner parties, no hour-long conversations about trivialities, to which only women are interested just to have sex with her can. No obligations, no grumpy mother-in and no nasty surprises, because of marriage or engagement. So do not hesitate and send this letter today in 13 of your best friends!

PS: If you're not a woman for sending, you can also take a vacuum cleaner!

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What do I do now, only without the vacuum cleaner?

Should I maybe the postman and Mr. M. on the first floor as a precaution ever warn ?.... Neeee! This is not a good idea. Maybe someone sent but his wife! And M., the old bag ...

But on the other side ... I do not trust the statistics! What if it is not multi-orgasmic Mike 20 198 channels (so what is there ????), but about 20 198 mothers? Or much worse. With my luck will not only 20 198 mothers, but not 40 198 bisexual women ... but 40 198 vacuum cleaner! A truly terrible, frightening combination!

Or, W ors t C ase:

3234 There are actually attractive nymphomaniacs!

Now I'm sure ... who has it in for me ... This is a perfidious attack on my life! I just wonder whether my friend ... or my life insurance. pay at the death nymphomaniac certainly not? But on the other hand, I can not imagine a nicer euthanasia! Maybe I should start his own business with this idea ...

... to be continued

Humerous Hawaiian Phrases

Guide to Midlife Crisis ... or how to play 40!

Now it has happened to me, without that I wanted it and, above all, without that I could help it! What a bummer .... 40!

I have not really processed and still has to decide what I'm doing now, how and in what order. I'm not fit, if I am only in depression, before a bridge, behind a car, in shell, the women in the neck, the towel or throw the gun into the grain. In the latter, I'm not sure if it does anything at all ... Does it really matter if you throw a towel or the rifle into the grain? ... oh, also egeal! Anyway, I think it's definitely important that I throw something! Preferably big, heavy and loud at the break! But

this morning when getting up has been solely with the joyful thought of it quite startled my sciatica reported .... So is not even something .... What a bummer!

Perhaps I should also just, for now, throw in the mid-life crisis, and put me behind the ... 'Rush' I would say not, because of falls I had not yet quite enough. The screws are just starting out and I do not have the same again!

I have, as already written, do not know what makes a good perfomance in terms of midlife crisis. But I've got fabulous instructions. Among other things, by a woman whom I entrusted my careless and reveals my ignorance in this area have! However, I am not quite sure if they actually wanted me to help with their tips, or just likes to see grown men cry ...
the fun part was:

......
... have wild sex with young girls, which shows yet again how old are you, because you secretly called "Sugar Daddy"! You buy an expensive car, which crashed into your bank account and you bottomless thus ensures a close relationship with your credit advisor! 'll Probably gay ... which promotes the relationship further to your credit counselor. And yet at school once, for the elderly (?) And see how old some people can really be and what you still flourishes ...
......
However, the part with


.....
... Buy you a toothpaste for teeth from 40 .... and a new skin anti-wrinkle cream ... "Musse de Spa Chtel" by construction-hau 's ... for men over 40! And at best a little Botox ... Epox and ... for hair loss ...
....

had something, I will not say cynical ....


you considered just as, in my crisis and using this guide along with pictures of me, can beat the best capital and whether it is more in the ' Bravo 'or better yet in the' should voröffentlichen Pharmacies Observations' ... Both operate
not quite the Audience ... Like me ... but I wanted her to 'Men's Health' not even advise to!


that a lot of sex with lots and above all, very much younger women necessarily are part of a successful mid-life crisis, I've experienced elsewhere. However, I'm not sure I would do to me this type of fitness training and the increased risk of heart attack ... Not to mention the inevitably following power and financial depression! To stifle

already exceeded all expectations in the bud I have therefore weeks ago printed a self-defense-T-Shirt:

"No you can not I carry my bags home
I do not see!! the only way out ... I'M 40! So they take me home "



... to be continued