I am! this completely meaningless and fruitless debate about whether or not the retention should be completely pointless and fruitless discussion .... ähhhm .... no, now I have tangled me .... what I wanted to write again?
So in the case günsztigsten I could ask at this point, the BKA, because they knew that!
I am of the opinion that Voratsdatenspeicherung is of course absolutely necessary! Not because of the fight against terrorism ... while that does not benefit anything ... Terrorists can also establish Virtual Private Networks (VPN) and encrypted tunnel to make just as big and small companies that have long ... do I, .... but I am anyway a terrorist, as we all do!
No, they stand just before we have a drought Internet and take it from the data? Have? Since we have yet incredibly lucky that we've already saved at times a sufficient supply? Or?
I'm also sure that the BKA will in future play a key role in health care! The evolving demography, as is known for several years, in favor of an increasingly older age and thus become more and more Alzheimer's on the rise and people elsewhere more forgetful. But all is not a problem because we have the BKA, which means that all our stored data safe! You just have to ask! Certainly there will be a presentation at the BKA in the future ... the BKAUSkunft:
"Hello ... here BKAUSkunft what I can do for them?"
"Yeah ... here tach Mr ... Mr ..."
"Krause"
"Yeah ... right! Krause .. is my name, and I am .... I am ..."
"intersection Müller Seestr corner." ;
"Yeah ... right ... And I wanted ähhhm, I wanted to ..."
"They wanted the department store as every Wednesday at half past two, to a newspaper and new stockings to buy for the coming week. A cup of coffee to drink in a store and restaurant to eat a piece of cheesecake! And decorate on the way back, the little apprentice at the window to stare at the ass ... "
" Yes! Right! Thank you! ... Could you please be ... "
" 13:35 "
" Oh, thank you! "
" please "
click OK .. . in fact, they would call me for, before, so before I want it!
because they had a hand in my many years collected and hoarded data and works completely deep psychological profile created and run a virtual image or a computer simulation on my personality and could tell me exactly what I want to think or write like before I know it myself! AI or virtual intelligence called such a thing and that would be as a possible application.
addition, the BKA in the future, the current demographic Trent - the way to age - turn back! Yes, Yes! The can! Thanks to the data retention!
The BKA could develop into an absolute shooting star in the current dating sites! It must be the TV with the folks at the currently so popular and oh-so-successful Courtship unite. Their Knoff Hoff in combination with BKA-embracing personal profiles ... They could simply find the perfect partner for everyone ... all love ... Butterflies ... everything pink ... the birth rate exploded ... The Germans are deleted from the list of endangered species!
But so far we have not yet, unfortunately ... I must therefore still take notes, rather than simply speaking into the phone .... one must choose not really ... withdraw only because the hear every word anyway: And to ask? BKA Operator What I wanted to remember this? "
It might well all in 1188 or 1180 information pulped and the BKA directly finance the Telefongebüren! Or on the income from hard disk reconstruction ... or better playing back lost data ... finally have it stored a copy of everything in stock. One just needs to only his federal Trojans .... äääähhh, oh no, the heist so different now ... Citizen-client program for the new electronic ID card .... Always keep up to date and regularly updating!!
But for now I will in all my blog entries, the words
tinkering bombs "," running amok in the Government District "," kill all "," kill politicians' ... and perhaps "Jihad" and "Allah il akbar," or simply put "Salam Aleikum"
!
The BKA web crawlers and how things are hot Click on my blog constantly and thus increase my search engine ranking incredible! Sooo, and now I just need to place more appropriate advertising here and get rich ...
... to be continued
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