shit Christmas gifts! It is, damn it, like every year!
Every year I ponder again what should I give my father. And just like every year I notice ... apart by a horde of craftsmen that I could rush to his house ... nothing useful one!
Last night I was desperate, and then bravely but still fell in the pre-Christmas shopping frenzy, I've put myself in a saturn market to purchase a CD for him.
THAT was a mistake!
Outdoor currently has 10 ° and everything is covered in snow. Accordingly, it is also thick clothed. What do employees at Saturn, however, does not prevent the heating to temperatures cuddly caribic blow up! You come into the store and runs into a wall of hot air ... It is a dizzy, gasping for breath and you get a racing heart .... bursts into tail and wants desperately tear the clothes from his body! On the escalator Stacking the hypertensives suffer a heart attack just ... because of the bütenden heat, or because of the young girl who managed to tear the clothes from his body ... or were niederkenüppelt by their wives because they do not Auegn in time by the young things, the clothes ... But I digress already like this again!
To make a long story short, I naturally got a CD for him. But Saturn was not, but at my Authismus! I could quite simply felt at this decision not 10 million CDs ... I have 2 hours in a vest, listening to music and playing could have ruined me financially ... Music for me has the same effect as handbags and shoes for women ... they trigger a noise-like state! may
But I've found there was always music ICH. But I was then, however, still not sure it would please him too.
one point I had the store frustrated with 3 CDs for me to leave (!).
The annoying thing is: he has an Amazon wish list!
But guess what's on it! Right! NOTHING! That would be too easy! To my (s) name (s) at Amazon are about 40 CDs and 30 books, laptops, hard drives, radio boxes, vacuum cleaner, socks, shoes, computer games, pink panties ... Because anybody can pick what he gives me! And what's with him? NOTHING!
So I've put myself into the all-comprehensive all-knowing Internet to find a gift ... or a suggestion for a gift.
was a mistake
The popular sex sites popping up that I once ignored ... I would give it to be- and do not inherit be-! ... On account of the famous last words: ".! Ohh God I Come!"
So I looked on the side that should have special gifts for the best people in the world! For men! There ought to be to find what really!
But ... THAT was a mistake!
Who runs ever such sites must have a really unhealthy relationship with men, or would like to ensure that as many relationships as possible, be destroyed in so short a time as possible!
This "Whoever" seem to be convinced that the rumor is true that men are actually only brain-amputated idiots!
Ok, some people will ask: "What there was what could amputate the man?"
But let's face it girls ... just because you are in life, only idiots have caught ...
The gifts and gadgets to be found on such sites, all completely stupid, completely appropriate free and ahben no praktichen value, and just the thought that there really are people, time, money and energy in the invention and development of such stuff drives me invest the sweat on the forehead. What a senseless waste of resources of!
Small selection complacent?
how about a bald comb?
pot or ridicule?
or, oh, how exciting, beer bottle in the glass?
or even, ha ha, how funny ... Egg Shampoo for real men?
are something witty then have them here:
a land on the moon?
or Irish Lord title?
Maybe I should give him these two things in combination gift pack 2010?
"If they are Irish Lord with a bald head and comb Eierschampoo ... on the moon!"
But I think he does not get the impression I could not stand him, I will him Just the winner of the Top Ten of the unpopular get gifts:
1 pair of socks and a tie! Just as every year!
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