Na? You assozial Losch ass! Even so, shit on it as I do? Can I understand! Totally! Are also forced under changing with the LPP?
I was not always, but the SNB has made me in 20 years, use it!
And of course, the BVG! The Berlin transport esellschaf G t. This is a shit club!
I am a commuter psychopath ... absolutely anti-social behavior on buses and trains! I was not always, but the SNB has made me in 20 years, use it!
For me it is the weather. I hate these short, cold, wet, gray, cloudy, rainy days November-shit! And the BVG! Of course, the BVG! The Berlin transport esellschaf G t. This is a shit club!
This starts in the morning when I go to work: I have 2 times every time to change and wait for the train or subway. Because of course the one leaving, as you einfährst with the other just ...
And the wait is currently experiencing a great deal of fun! When you here the cold wind whistles around the legs and the wet cold slowly creeps into the clothes. And after 10 minutes a nice voice announces ... "On the S-Bahn line 42, it is for technical reasons, unfortunately, delays, thank you for your understanding!" Class!
DO YOU WANT ME VERARSCHE YOUR PENNER? WHO'S HERE FOR UNDERSTANDING FOR?
Since we are glad that you have paid € 57.00 for the monthly pass!
And then you squeeze you into the totally overcrowded train ... and getting out comes this nice controller ... and wants to see your ticket ... and you're already too late because this shit train (I have recently concluded empirically that the "S" in S-Bahn to "damn" is ... what else makes no sense!) ... because this shit train was late
... and most of all I would like to grab him by the neck and push the shit-month card in the throat and say: "Get out now, I tie up this shit lantern and since you can sometimes stand for 30 minutes in this lousy weather ... as long as I have to wait for this shit-train in the cold! And besides, I pay your fucking job and HEREBY your shit rolls. So let me in peace you idiot! "
And the great thing is ... He is not the only on those days ... no, 5 minutes later, the neighbor asks you in the subway! And you know .... Hey, I have had to pay € 57.00 ... of which to be paid! And the next price increase comes soon, as every year!
My personal record was 5 times in one day ... this is no joke and no exaggeration !.... be controlled to 5 times! And the last of the control idiots who want to write me a ticket because he can not read the monthly pass!
"Yes, they have in the LPP headquarters ..."
"HALTS FOOT YOU ASS! naff off? They are 30km!! BY BVG! "
And then I must still 1km walk to the office, weil. .. na? ... Well? guessing you know? Yeah, right! Because there is no bus goes there!
goes where no bus ... or there is a train. But only every 20 minutes! In the rush hour! And of course no time! And just to 17:50! And I have to walk 1km far because the station was removed in front of our office!
heart of Berlin, the capital of the Teutonic-Gotham empire in sight to the central station, you're traffic-ass in the world!
And I have every damn Day, 2 times, this long, long, long run 4-lane road that entlangpfeift the wind, and this shitty bus shoots by the puddles of shit-and you can not avoid ...
I wonder every time whether I am looking for a stone ... and the next shit-bus again through this shit-puddle ball must ... Pöck --- KLONK! Bump!
And if the driver gets out .... Ohhh please, please let him get off ... Ohhhhh, an inner Mission celebration!
And inside me is already nice and warm ...
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