Monday, October 4, 2010

Humerous Hawaiian Phrases

Guide to Midlife Crisis ... or how to play 40!

Now it has happened to me, without that I wanted it and, above all, without that I could help it! What a bummer .... 40!

I have not really processed and still has to decide what I'm doing now, how and in what order. I'm not fit, if I am only in depression, before a bridge, behind a car, in shell, the women in the neck, the towel or throw the gun into the grain. In the latter, I'm not sure if it does anything at all ... Does it really matter if you throw a towel or the rifle into the grain? ... oh, also egeal! Anyway, I think it's definitely important that I throw something! Preferably big, heavy and loud at the break! But

this morning when getting up has been solely with the joyful thought of it quite startled my sciatica reported .... So is not even something .... What a bummer!

Perhaps I should also just, for now, throw in the mid-life crisis, and put me behind the ... 'Rush' I would say not, because of falls I had not yet quite enough. The screws are just starting out and I do not have the same again!

I have, as already written, do not know what makes a good perfomance in terms of midlife crisis. But I've got fabulous instructions. Among other things, by a woman whom I entrusted my careless and reveals my ignorance in this area have! However, I am not quite sure if they actually wanted me to help with their tips, or just likes to see grown men cry ...
the fun part was:

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... have wild sex with young girls, which shows yet again how old are you, because you secretly called "Sugar Daddy"! You buy an expensive car, which crashed into your bank account and you bottomless thus ensures a close relationship with your credit advisor! 'll Probably gay ... which promotes the relationship further to your credit counselor. And yet at school once, for the elderly (?) And see how old some people can really be and what you still flourishes ...
......
However, the part with


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... Buy you a toothpaste for teeth from 40 .... and a new skin anti-wrinkle cream ... "Musse de Spa Chtel" by construction-hau 's ... for men over 40! And at best a little Botox ... Epox and ... for hair loss ...
....

had something, I will not say cynical ....


you considered just as, in my crisis and using this guide along with pictures of me, can beat the best capital and whether it is more in the ' Bravo 'or better yet in the' should voröffentlichen Pharmacies Observations' ... Both operate
not quite the Audience ... Like me ... but I wanted her to 'Men's Health' not even advise to!


that a lot of sex with lots and above all, very much younger women necessarily are part of a successful mid-life crisis, I've experienced elsewhere. However, I'm not sure I would do to me this type of fitness training and the increased risk of heart attack ... Not to mention the inevitably following power and financial depression! To stifle

already exceeded all expectations in the bud I have therefore weeks ago printed a self-defense-T-Shirt:

"No you can not I carry my bags home
I do not see!! the only way out ... I'M 40! So they take me home "



... to be continued





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