Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Masterbate With An Old Banana

Midlife Crisis - Chain Letter


One of my friends wrote me to 40gsten, the following mail.
(I have a precaution to check that we are not relatives are, he had nothing to do with my ex and she no longer the beneficiary of my already pathetic life insurance and he was therefore in the event of my unexpected death, and then nothing gets me when I should have made a mistake!)


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-------- Original Message --------
Subject: chain letter
Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2010 08:52:22 +0200
From: evil666@gmx.de
Reply to: billy.boy @ gmx.de
To: mic-re@hirn-gruet.ze

chain letter of potent Men:

This chain letter was initiated by powerful men to spice up their sex life even more fantastic. Unlike ordinary chain letter costs this at all. Only postage! And you can only win!

send this e-mail easily to 13 of your best friends who are just as potent as you! If you do not have 13 friends ... Just send it also to your superiors!

Then you narkotisierst your wife / girlfriend / old lover / mother, or all together, put them in a large cardboard box (do not forget the air holes) and send it to those who at first of the list! Soon, your name comes first, and you get 823 542 women by mail!



The statistics are among at least: * 0.5
Miss Germany's
Models * 2.5 * 463
wild nymphomaniacs
* 3234 attractive nymphomaniacs
* 20 198 Multi Orga Mike gutters
* 40 198 bisexual women




might be the 64 294 women who are simply hotter, more open and more delicious than the old, ill-tempered Quail you just sent away by post. And best of all: the old box is not guaranteed by the ones you get sent!

IN BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES!

A guy who had only five written instead of 13 friends got, for example, returns the old saddle cloth, dressed still in the old dressing gown, with whom he had sent her, with a lengthy attack of migraine and with a reproachful face. On the same day drew the international supermodel, with whom he had been living together since he had sent away his girlfriend, at his best friend is a (to whom he had not sent this mail!).

While I have received this e-mail end the guy who is on the list of six places above me, has already sent 837 women and, at exhaustion in hospital. Prior to his hospital room are additional 452 cartons.

YOU MUST MAIL THIS CONFIDENCE!

This is a unique opportunity for a satisfying sex life to arrive. No expensive dinner parties, no hour-long conversations about trivialities, to which only women are interested just to have sex with her can. No obligations, no grumpy mother-in and no nasty surprises, because of marriage or engagement. So do not hesitate and send this letter today in 13 of your best friends!

PS: If you're not a woman for sending, you can also take a vacuum cleaner!
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What do I do now, only without the vacuum cleaner?

Should I maybe the postman and Mr. M. on the first floor as a precaution ever warn ?.... Neeee! This is not a good idea. Maybe someone sent but his wife! And M., the old bag ...

But on the other side ... I do not trust the statistics! What if it is not multi-orgasmic Mike 20 198 channels (so what is there ????), but about 20 198 mothers? Or much worse. With my luck will not only 20 198 mothers, but not 40 198 bisexual women ... but 40 198 vacuum cleaner! A truly terrible, frightening combination!

Or, W ors t C ase:

3234 There are actually attractive nymphomaniacs!


Now I'm sure ... who has it in for me ... This is a perfidious attack on my life! I just wonder whether my friend ... or my life insurance. pay at the death nymphomaniac certainly not? But on the other hand, I can not imagine a nicer euthanasia! Maybe I should start his own business with this idea ...




... to be continued












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