This is ! Believe me!
This is really! Is just totally! You must
you only get a pancreas inflammation (8 syllables!). The easiest way is by using gall stones, which you your pancreatic duct briefly blocked ... and within about 3 hours there is a backlog in the pancreas, which responds snapped then it is ignited!
your works out there together a little, you overcome the pain on the floor in pain and begins to breathe funny to snap calls and thus to hyperventilate until you see stars, an ambulance and be taken to hospital after their 20 minutes some few must answer questions such as "Na how they going? " (A SAUBLÖDE question!)
"Da ... Da ... daaa ... Daaank ... eee .... .... Pri Pri ... Primmmaaaa, he he he vorrraaagend ago! See how the latter enters Hen can see see! Mööö Mööö ch th latter enters a Kkeks? " Then
tilts her to you because it flickers before my eyes ...
the hospital is given to you in a bed, and total diet ... which means it does not get anything to eat! 2 weeks ... only water, and lots of cocktail intravenously. Antibiotics, painkillers and anti-inflammatory.
You have to wear a silly shirt in which your ass is free, and you shall never know how you go to the toilet and you keep it behind the shirt, open the door while the stand with the Tropfsen (which is the plural of drip) time by pushing the door before it falls again.
can now and then ye yes sometimes create a doctor who insists you put the Tropfsenzugang STRICTLY against your strong protest in the back of the hands of your guide hand have to ... which is incredibly handy when Kacken:
Because you then the Arschabwischen access access to the drip down the toilet ... but we let it!
Soooo.
begins after 3 weeks you will probably also, permanent blood sausage with sauerkraut, hamburgers, cookies or just hallucinate a bun with margarine ... You have incidentally taken as a pleasant side effect of some 10 kilos ... but this will be of short duration. And you begin to go on the hunt .... to spy on the nurses, they look up times short and not kidnap her a yoghurt you can silently ... or a defenseless grandma wegnehmt the tray ... CAUTION! can you have to throw me the Tropfsenständer be quick as the grandma her crutch!
And after 3 weeks when you re-released ... notes her that you have no cigarettes in the pocket. And that you somehow ... to smoke for 3 weeks you had no desire! Because you have it pumped full of drugs and painkillers that you have completely withdrawal symptom free in 3 weeks for Non smoking can be!
... easy! I'm told!
But ATTENTION!
... ye, should have them but not take out immediately after the bile and also break your ankle! Because then you can move for 4 months and not have to sit at home on crutches!
You do not smoke anymore ... you can taste again, and because of the lack of bile eat again symptom free! And because of the ankle, you can not move you enough ...
VERY bad combination! No one can suffer anti-social fat, limping ex-smokers really good!
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