I have to give him ... My German passport!
Can someone tell me how and where to do it? Do you have to ensure the registration office to public office?
"day, I would pick any card I ... must think again !!!!"
Perhaps the issue is one, or just ask the other: "What there again for the babbling nonsense?" He has too much bad stuff again New Year's Eve tilt in the pear? " No, No, he did not .... He was tempted to make an internet questionnaire completed! A German test! THE GERMAN TEST! For the exiles who want to be German or will want to do!
And ... what can I say ... I HAVE NOT PASSED! Ok ... I have to admit ... I was drunk, but yes kan be no excuse for that one, the essential knowledge about what a real GERMAN (!!!) and its values (!) Accounts, forgotten under the influence of alcohol! Otherwise would have, in logical consequence, leave all the drunken pub crawlers and all alcoholics, once the country?
Well, I admit that I was not sober all the questions to answer! I thought before, that in this test to potential new Germans are provided) questions the show in principle that they have understood the Grundprizipien and values of the German state and the mentality of the Germans and in principle are willing to integrate into our society. But I was wrong apparently.
I had more the impression that by and large appear in the questions about , Is that you realize:
[A] basic rights which everyone in Germany, even if they often do not understand ... that's the easy part
[B] how awkward the German legislation and the Basic Law ... here, most have already lost!
and [C] how much the Germans love their small states and regional folklore!! ... these are the killer questions!
And just past the category I have failed entirely. Not even drunk I can handle this part even close!
the beginning of the 3rd millennium, and more rapidly advancing globalization ... In the era of European and global economies ... namely, Germany is still only in the age of petty!!
And as a future German course, you have to know everything about the small German states and their folkloric characteristics ... THAT is incredibly important to be able to survive in this country! For example
is the answer to the question "What colors does the flag of North Rhine-Westphalia" of incredible importance, even if one is traveling in Germany ... because how else we should know where you are when you get to see North Rhine-Westphalian times a country flag. I, for my part, knew far less than that NRW is not just a small German state, but still ... God help us! ... has a cursed own flag!! And that have ALL the small German states! I do not know even know where North Rhine Westphalia starts or stops ... WHY too!!?
Did you know that this nonsense going so far as that every German pillepalle-Yay-small state has a permanent representation in the Great Far Berlin?? With something like an ambassador? And a whole staff of 'Kultur' attaches pp etc?
Yeah! There is actually a permanent representation of the far distant, exotic and incredibly important state of North Rhine Westphalia in Berlin ... and one of the FRE I Thuringia! And one of the Free state of Bavaria ... and a Hessian ... , And one of Baden-Wurtemberg ... and Mecklenburg-Vorpommern ... and .... I laugh my head off (!!!) a Brandenburg!
For all those who are in Berlin and which now do not just spontaneously think of where Brandenburg is right ... That's when you sit down in the train .... provided there is a chance over (small inside joke) ... and get off at the last stop! That's Brandenburg! Jaja .... this is the one where if you stop on the highway sometimes is a little gas ... then there comes a sign: "See you in Brandenburg! This means you are already accidentally drove past!
But back to the petty-folklore. Can please explain to me seriously on occasion someone the meaning of all this shit? Except this is that it is a great way to blow away a huge amount of taxpayers' money stupid?
tax dollars, of which we have to listen again and again that we have enough of them to a right to a kindergarten or nursery place for every child to introduce you to? So parents can go to work and not have to belong Hartz IV ...
tax money we generate for their German HALF OF OUR WORK LIFE VICTIMS, because every Abeitende in this state has about half of its gross income as a tax or tax-equivalent Funds in the German Finanzmoloch stuff! (Ok, not all .... when more than 100,000 € in the year earned, you have to pay only a low flat rate ... no matter if you earn 200,000 or 1Mille ...)
... So that each pissige small German state operated its own government can!
... So that everyone can afford pissige small German state own tax office ...
... So that everyone can afford pissige small German state has its own laws and keep running of course, the untold bureaucracy and the army of officials to this shit at the store! Or
own LANDESBANK .... the billions of its citizens versägt then billions saved by taxpayers' money must be because the men have gambled in the chic suits the play money in the stock market ...
I apologize, but am I the only one of which, somehow, something feels strange and nonsensical?
There is still no right to housing in Germany ... WHAT WE CAN NOT AFFORD!
There is still no right to a kindergarten ... WHAT WE CAN NOT AFFORD! The Hartz IV
rate for children has not been increased ... WHAT WE CAN NOT AFFORD!
The pension rates were increased in the last 10 years did not significantly ... WHAT WE CAN NOT AFFORD!
excuse but how many Hartz IV-monthly income gets a single government official of this small medieval pissigen state governments?
What 'we' are now able to afford very good .... were the annual diet increases the federal government! .... and the lifelong benefits of our beloved members of parliament ... and their travel allowances ... and their housing benefit subsidies .... and the money for the state government .... and the design for the flag ... and send funny colored maps ...
So please ... where can I submit my passport?
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