Thursday, October 21, 2010

Purevision Contact Lens

old clothes - rags chair

Did you ever feel everything in life ... but actually to do everything wrong somehow?
I often have this feeling when I see something ... and especially the price!






Please, Please, Please! Bring me your old rags, and is not plugged them into the old clothes!

When they land in the Altkleiderspende, they are only sorted and by far the largest part of which goes into the shredder and is converted to steel wool felt and what is sold to the industry!
From what is still usable on worn clothing is washed the bulk and shipped to Africa to be there selling t. And makes it break there local producers and markets, as these against the European Altkleier m ll (!!!) can not produce competitive! Not even if they wanted!.

And the rest goes to social department stores around ... right! To poorer fellow citizens for less money Ver purchases to be! And a little itty-part ... goes to the closets to be actually distributed free to the needy!


No, they give me ... I'm then paltry chairs it. And become rich!!

so you will know you've made at least WEN rich! And I promise: If I get per month, two chairs sold rags ... each of the revenue will be donated by one!

Guaranteed!
... at a price of € 3,199 ... is my shit ... is more than twice as much as I make now with 40 hours / week ... and by the way ... Cheers



Mic







Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Online Plyometrics Workout

Why retention is a must!

I am! this completely meaningless and fruitless debate about whether or not the retention should be completely pointless and fruitless discussion .... ähhhm .... no, now I have tangled me .... what I wanted to write again?

So in the case günsztigsten I could ask at this point, the BKA, because they knew that!

I am of the opinion that Voratsdatenspeicherung is of course absolutely necessary! Not because of the fight against terrorism ... while that does not benefit anything ... Terrorists can also establish Virtual Private Networks (VPN) and encrypted tunnel to make just as big and small companies that have long ... do I, .... but I am anyway a terrorist, as we all do!

No, they stand just before we have a drought Internet and take it from the data? Have? Since we have yet incredibly lucky that we've already saved at times a sufficient supply? Or?

I'm also sure that the BKA will in future play a key role in health care! The evolving demography, as is known for several years, in favor of an increasingly older age and thus become more and more Alzheimer's on the rise and people elsewhere more forgetful. But all is not a problem because we have the BKA, which means that all our stored data safe! You just have to ask! Certainly there will be a presentation at the BKA in the future ... the BKAUSkunft:


"Hello ... here BKAUSkunft what I can do for them?"
"Yeah ... here tach Mr ... Mr ..."
"Krause"
"Yeah ... right! Krause .. is my name, and I am .... I am ..."
"intersection Müller Seestr corner." ;
"Yeah ... right ... And I wanted ähhhm, I wanted to ..."
"They wanted the department store as every Wednesday at half past two, to a newspaper and new stockings to buy for the coming week. A cup of coffee to drink in a store and restaurant to eat a piece of cheesecake! And decorate on the way back, the little apprentice at the window to stare at the ass ... "
" Yes! Right! Thank you! ... Could you please be ... "
" 13:35 "
" Oh, thank you! "
" please "



click OK .. . in fact, they would call me for, before, so before I want it!
because they had a hand in my many years collected and hoarded data and works completely deep psychological profile created and run a virtual image or a computer simulation on my personality and could tell me exactly what I want to think or write like before I know it myself! AI or virtual intelligence called such a thing and that would be as a possible application.

addition, the BKA in the future, the current demographic Trent - the way to age - turn back! Yes, Yes! The can! Thanks to the data retention!

The BKA could develop into an absolute shooting star in the current dating sites! It must be the TV with the folks at the currently so popular and oh-so-successful Courtship unite. Their Knoff Hoff in combination with BKA-embracing personal profiles ... They could simply find the perfect partner for everyone ... all love ... Butterflies ... everything pink ... the birth rate exploded ... The Germans are deleted from the list of endangered species!



But so far we have not yet, unfortunately ... I must therefore still take notes, rather than simply speaking into the phone .... one must choose not really ... withdraw only because the hear every word anyway: And to ask? BKA Operator What I wanted to remember this? "

It might well all in 1188 or 1180 information pulped and the BKA directly finance the Telefongebüren! Or on the income from hard disk reconstruction ... or better playing back lost data ... finally have it stored a copy of everything in stock. One just needs to only his federal Trojans .... äääähhh, oh no, the heist so different now ... Citizen-client program for the new electronic ID card .... Always keep up to date and regularly updating!!


But for now I will in all my blog entries, the words

tinkering bombs "," running amok in the Government District "," kill all "," kill politicians' ... and perhaps "Jihad" and "Allah il akbar," or simply put "Salam Aleikum"

!


The BKA web crawlers and how things are hot Click on my blog constantly and thus increase my search engine ranking incredible! Sooo, and now I just need to place more appropriate advertising here and get rich ...



... to be continued







Bachelor Party In The Wisconsin Dells

We Are The Folk! - The wall will be rebuilt ... in USA

Haaaa! I knew it! Eventually she comes again! TH E WALL!

The U.S. Americans have learned from us Easterners ... and maybe build a .... German engineers from the East, with their Knoff Hoff So now, 20 years after reunification, finally asked! Although still not in Germany ... yet we can finally refer to export.







Sooo ... I'm going to the basement and get ever get the wall up the pieces I have stashed away. I knew that something would be good times. And then I go to the hardware store to save me the next Annual Production of picks ... either for the Mexicans ... or in almost 20 years, the Americans ... then begin to demonstrate the fact and roar

"We are the Folk!"


And then ... Geil! ..... 2400km wall ... are 'a lot Picks need! .... Boach I become rich!

Where To Get Silver Wing In Shiny Gold

The horror ...

The horror ... has a name!

There are messages that make me just ANGST!
Naked .... pure ... sweat .... FEAR ... makes me tremble indeed!


look: Windows in your car!






This is no joke! They do this really! They want to build cars that run on Windows!!

Ok ... These things are of course go nowhere ... the crash in advance, or turn wrong, or can not find the driver for the GPS ... or forget the seat adjustment ... but honestly, a lot worse if they would really go? Then you can not even take to the streets! Since you want for the first time that the virus scanner does not work and the best possible!

Because even I'm starting to believe and worship!


WHO WISHES TO HEAVEN IF HE IS in their right mind (?) WOULD WANT TO BUY SINCE A CAR?

Usb Dongle Internet Ps3

idea for Christmas? - Stuttgart 21

I recently received my education in an information email from a friend!


I must admit I am always amazed with what imaginative means our so beloved politicians everything possible ... but really do everything possible ... to bring the economy going!

Who would have thought that all the excitement around Stuttgart 21 only a clever marketing campaign by the Stuttgart mayor in Cooperation with the company logo was at the launch of the new logo product - prepare "Stuttgart 21 ActionSet"?


an incredibly clever marketing coup!












I think it's an incredibly beautiful and meaningful idea for this Christmas for our kids are already in early infancy a corresponding culture of debate to teach. Thus it Agressionspotential is equal to a socially beneficial direction and it will be channeled to them later less difficult - despite slightly disturbed social behavior and possible anti-social tendency to, say, baton beatings ... or water cannon driving (which are even more detrimental to a human dialogue?) - appropriate for them to work . Choose

So ... Do something for her child and give it to him the "logo Stuttgart 21Action Set" and perhaps later for something older still in the planning stage "Logo renewed nuclear program - Action Set - a meltdown," We must stay tuned!


Best regards Mic





more grandiose pictures to Set Up Station Stuttgart by the author Christoph Schneider 1000steine.de it here! click

Monday, October 11, 2010

Flatbar Road Bike Is It Good

Buy, Buy, Now?




Help! I need urgent help!!
I can not help anyone?
I'm absolutely clueless ...


Damn, I understand this incredibly important mail is not spam!
do what they tell me ...

WHAT I should buy?
Who should I throw my money blindly into the pharynx?
shoes?
Or what?

Oh my God, help me yet! Please!

;)

Mic


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Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Masterbate With An Old Banana

Midlife Crisis - Chain Letter


One of my friends wrote me to 40gsten, the following mail.
(I have a precaution to check that we are not relatives are, he had nothing to do with my ex and she no longer the beneficiary of my already pathetic life insurance and he was therefore in the event of my unexpected death, and then nothing gets me when I should have made a mistake!)


========== ================================================== ==============
-------- Original Message --------
Subject: chain letter
Date: Sat, 02 Oct 2010 08:52:22 +0200
From: evil666@gmx.de
Reply to: billy.boy @ gmx.de
To: mic-re@hirn-gruet.ze

chain letter of potent Men:

This chain letter was initiated by powerful men to spice up their sex life even more fantastic. Unlike ordinary chain letter costs this at all. Only postage! And you can only win!

send this e-mail easily to 13 of your best friends who are just as potent as you! If you do not have 13 friends ... Just send it also to your superiors!

Then you narkotisierst your wife / girlfriend / old lover / mother, or all together, put them in a large cardboard box (do not forget the air holes) and send it to those who at first of the list! Soon, your name comes first, and you get 823 542 women by mail!



The statistics are among at least: * 0.5
Miss Germany's
Models * 2.5 * 463
wild nymphomaniacs
* 3234 attractive nymphomaniacs
* 20 198 Multi Orga Mike gutters
* 40 198 bisexual women




might be the 64 294 women who are simply hotter, more open and more delicious than the old, ill-tempered Quail you just sent away by post. And best of all: the old box is not guaranteed by the ones you get sent!

IN BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES!

A guy who had only five written instead of 13 friends got, for example, returns the old saddle cloth, dressed still in the old dressing gown, with whom he had sent her, with a lengthy attack of migraine and with a reproachful face. On the same day drew the international supermodel, with whom he had been living together since he had sent away his girlfriend, at his best friend is a (to whom he had not sent this mail!).

While I have received this e-mail end the guy who is on the list of six places above me, has already sent 837 women and, at exhaustion in hospital. Prior to his hospital room are additional 452 cartons.

YOU MUST MAIL THIS CONFIDENCE!

This is a unique opportunity for a satisfying sex life to arrive. No expensive dinner parties, no hour-long conversations about trivialities, to which only women are interested just to have sex with her can. No obligations, no grumpy mother-in and no nasty surprises, because of marriage or engagement. So do not hesitate and send this letter today in 13 of your best friends!

PS: If you're not a woman for sending, you can also take a vacuum cleaner!
============================================= ============================



What do I do now, only without the vacuum cleaner?

Should I maybe the postman and Mr. M. on the first floor as a precaution ever warn ?.... Neeee! This is not a good idea. Maybe someone sent but his wife! And M., the old bag ...

But on the other side ... I do not trust the statistics! What if it is not multi-orgasmic Mike 20 198 channels (so what is there ????), but about 20 198 mothers? Or much worse. With my luck will not only 20 198 mothers, but not 40 198 bisexual women ... but 40 198 vacuum cleaner! A truly terrible, frightening combination!

Or, W ors t C ase:

3234 There are actually attractive nymphomaniacs!


Now I'm sure ... who has it in for me ... This is a perfidious attack on my life! I just wonder whether my friend ... or my life insurance. pay at the death nymphomaniac certainly not? But on the other hand, I can not imagine a nicer euthanasia! Maybe I should start his own business with this idea ...




... to be continued












Monday, October 4, 2010

Humerous Hawaiian Phrases

Guide to Midlife Crisis ... or how to play 40!

Now it has happened to me, without that I wanted it and, above all, without that I could help it! What a bummer .... 40!

I have not really processed and still has to decide what I'm doing now, how and in what order. I'm not fit, if I am only in depression, before a bridge, behind a car, in shell, the women in the neck, the towel or throw the gun into the grain. In the latter, I'm not sure if it does anything at all ... Does it really matter if you throw a towel or the rifle into the grain? ... oh, also egeal! Anyway, I think it's definitely important that I throw something! Preferably big, heavy and loud at the break! But

this morning when getting up has been solely with the joyful thought of it quite startled my sciatica reported .... So is not even something .... What a bummer!

Perhaps I should also just, for now, throw in the mid-life crisis, and put me behind the ... 'Rush' I would say not, because of falls I had not yet quite enough. The screws are just starting out and I do not have the same again!

I have, as already written, do not know what makes a good perfomance in terms of midlife crisis. But I've got fabulous instructions. Among other things, by a woman whom I entrusted my careless and reveals my ignorance in this area have! However, I am not quite sure if they actually wanted me to help with their tips, or just likes to see grown men cry ...
the fun part was:

......
... have wild sex with young girls, which shows yet again how old are you, because you secretly called "Sugar Daddy"! You buy an expensive car, which crashed into your bank account and you bottomless thus ensures a close relationship with your credit advisor! 'll Probably gay ... which promotes the relationship further to your credit counselor. And yet at school once, for the elderly (?) And see how old some people can really be and what you still flourishes ...
......
However, the part with


.....
... Buy you a toothpaste for teeth from 40 .... and a new skin anti-wrinkle cream ... "Musse de Spa Chtel" by construction-hau 's ... for men over 40! And at best a little Botox ... Epox and ... for hair loss ...
....

had something, I will not say cynical ....


you considered just as, in my crisis and using this guide along with pictures of me, can beat the best capital and whether it is more in the ' Bravo 'or better yet in the' should voröffentlichen Pharmacies Observations' ... Both operate
not quite the Audience ... Like me ... but I wanted her to 'Men's Health' not even advise to!


that a lot of sex with lots and above all, very much younger women necessarily are part of a successful mid-life crisis, I've experienced elsewhere. However, I'm not sure I would do to me this type of fitness training and the increased risk of heart attack ... Not to mention the inevitably following power and financial depression! To stifle

already exceeded all expectations in the bud I have therefore weeks ago printed a self-defense-T-Shirt:

"No you can not I carry my bags home
I do not see!! the only way out ... I'M 40! So they take me home "



... to be continued