other day I was again caught out! I had a cold ... as every year in this horrible weather. So I went to a pharmacy to buy me my usual medication. Nasal spray, headache ... I am always so in order to alleviate the symptoms and the whole quickly to put behind me.
"If they a homeopathic remedy?" I asked the pharmacist. I looked at her aghast. "If they a homeopathic remedy?" She asked me again. "Yes, yes ... I've seen. Take prevent the homeopathic pill to? ", now it was to look at it dumbfounded me.
" See? As long as they do not prevent homeopathy, and splash in that bloody likely, following birth, a homeopathic pain medication can .... as long as I do not buy homeopathic cold remedies with them!
In the following days I went though the idea of homeopathy is not out of my head!
the moment I think about how to start a Kartel on homeopathic drugs! This is the future! Is it necessary to smuggle about? Super stuff ... A 2-liter bottle of highly pure homeopathic LSD .... to the border is not a problem ... tastes like water! Is that really
also punishable?
How much homeopathic heroin you can actually pull pure until you have an overdose?
How do you feel after 2 bottles of homeopathic whiskey?
If the homeopathic poison murder the perfect crime?
I could produce a homeopathic CD? The music it's so quiet that you can not hear it .... and with the money I can .... market
My homeopathic diet food better .... homeopathic chocolate ... fat-free guaranteed!
And .... Wow ... the hammer! I am the hero! I save the planet! The environmental disaster can be prevented! With my washing and my homeopathic homeopathic GASOLINE!! .... super ecological!
Boach ... I will be rich! Where is my mixer? But before I eat a quick homeopathic yogurt. Oh never mind ... Today, times 2!
PS: 21 February 2011:
the way someone wants to buy 2kg homeopathic coke? Ok, there are actually 2kg sugar which I use the word 'coke' was shown on a label ... but ... it also ensures you get any trouble!!
costs only 20 € the gram!
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