Thursday, November 25, 2010

Repairing Talking Gi Joe

Chris Whitley

I just on my favorite station RADIO ONE is one that is Chris Whitley dead?


you have no idea who that was? click


It's always amazing how many really good, brilliant and absolutely worth listening musicians are ignored by the music industry almost completely, and almost always wrong, 'quietly' go under. 'Unsung' does not really .... because there are people who hear. Some of these musicians make it posthumously to receive attention, such as Nick Drake click , which reached only 2 albums produced after his death cult status. Therefore, he can be in Germany not able to listen in to YouTube because of Fucking-UMG-rights ! And since he is not MAINSTREAN Pop .... He is not even on the radio ... And because you can not hear him .... now only very few inside his records! What pleased me mad, because that creates UMG, financially something that is real-anatomically impossible YOURSELF TO THE KNEE TO FUCK!
BUT ... I'm thrilled! Keep it only on!




I hope that this fate is also given to Chris Whitley! Because his music was special and she is just too good for this UMG-SONY-board Wi *****, which only goes to coal and to fill the music means to an end to their pockets ...
Chris Whitley's music, fortunately not everyone likes ... and this is very good! I was touching his brittle blues and 'swing' to do. I was lucky enough to him several times, I think, to see the Berlin Quasimodo.








Fly on Chris ... see u again ... sometime ... somewhere


09/12/2010 EDIT: Man I should apologize for the somewhat rude original sound in this entry

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Religious Birthday Letter

Non smoking to be - in just 3 weeks!

This is ! Believe me!
This is really! Is just totally! You must

you only get a pancreas inflammation (8 syllables!). The easiest way is by using gall stones, which you your pancreatic duct briefly blocked ... and within about 3 hours there is a backlog in the pancreas, which responds snapped then it is ignited!

your works out there together a little, you overcome the pain on the floor in pain and begins to breathe funny to snap calls and thus to hyperventilate until you see stars, an ambulance and be taken to hospital after their 20 minutes some few must answer questions such as "Na how they going? " (A SAUBLÖDE question!)

"Da ... Da ... daaa ... Daaank ... eee .... .... Pri Pri ... Primmmaaaa, he he he vorrraaagend ago! See how the latter enters Hen can see see! Mööö Mööö ch th latter enters a Kkeks? " Then
tilts her to you because it flickers before my eyes ...

the hospital is given to you in a bed, and total diet ... which means it does not get anything to eat! 2 weeks ... only water, and lots of cocktail intravenously. Antibiotics, painkillers and anti-inflammatory.

You have to wear a silly shirt in which your ass is free, and you shall never know how you go to the toilet and you keep it behind the shirt, open the door while the stand with the Tropfsen (which is the plural of drip) time by pushing the door before it falls again.

can now and then ye yes sometimes create a doctor who insists you put the Tropfsenzugang STRICTLY against your strong protest in the back of the hands of your guide hand have to ... which is incredibly handy when Kacken:
Because you then the Arschabwischen access access to the drip down the toilet ... but we let it!




Soooo.

begins after 3 weeks you will probably also, permanent blood sausage with sauerkraut, hamburgers, cookies or just hallucinate a bun with margarine ... You have incidentally taken as a pleasant side effect of some 10 kilos ... but this will be of short duration. And you begin to go on the hunt .... to spy on the nurses, they look up times short and not kidnap her a yoghurt you can silently ... or a defenseless grandma wegnehmt the tray ... CAUTION! can you have to throw me the Tropfsenständer be quick as the grandma her crutch!


And after 3 weeks when you re-released ... notes her that you have no cigarettes in the pocket. And that you somehow ... to smoke for 3 weeks you had no desire! Because you have it pumped full of drugs and painkillers that you have completely withdrawal symptom free in 3 weeks for Non smoking can be!


... easy! I'm told!


But ATTENTION!
... ye, should have them but not take out immediately after the bile and also break your ankle! Because then you can move for 4 months and not have to sit at home on crutches!
You do not smoke anymore ... you can taste again, and because of the lack of bile eat again symptom free! And because of the ankle, you can not move you enough ...

VERY bad combination! No one can suffer anti-social fat, limping ex-smokers really good!


Does Rihanna Wear Extensions

November and BVG

Na? You assozial Losch ass! Even so, shit on it as I do? Can I understand! Totally! Are also forced under changing with the LPP?

And of course, the BVG! The Berlin transport esellschaf G t. This is a shit club!
I am a commuter psychopath ... absolutely anti-social behavior on buses and trains!
I was not always, but the SNB has made me in 20 years, use it!
For me it is the weather. I hate these short, cold, wet, gray, cloudy, rainy days November-shit! And the BVG! Of course, the BVG! The Berlin transport esellschaf G t. This is a shit club!



This starts in the morning when I go to work: I have 2 times every time to change and wait for the train or subway. Because of course the one leaving, as you einfährst with the other just ...

And the wait is currently experiencing a great deal of fun! When you here the cold wind whistles around the legs and the wet cold slowly creeps into the clothes. And after 10 minutes a nice voice announces ... "On the S-Bahn line 42, it is for technical reasons, unfortunately, delays, thank you for your understanding!" Class!
DO YOU WANT ME VERARSCHE YOUR PENNER? WHO'S HERE FOR UNDERSTANDING FOR?

Since we are glad that you have paid € 57.00 for the monthly pass!


And then you squeeze you into the totally overcrowded train ... and getting out comes this nice controller ... and wants to see your ticket ... and you're already too late because this shit train (I have recently concluded empirically that the "S" in S-Bahn to "damn" is ... what else makes no sense!) ... because this shit train was late
... and most of all I would like to grab him by the neck and push the shit-month card in the throat and say: "Get out now, I tie up this shit lantern and since you can sometimes stand for 30 minutes in this lousy weather ... as long as I have to wait for this shit-train in the cold! And besides, I pay your fucking job and HEREBY your shit rolls. So let me in peace you idiot! "


And the great thing is ... He is not the only on those days ... no, 5 minutes later, the neighbor asks you in the subway! And you know .... Hey, I have had to pay € 57.00 ... of which to be paid! And the next price increase comes soon, as every year!


My personal record was 5 times in one day ... this is no joke and no exaggeration !.... be controlled to 5 times! And the last of the control idiots who want to write me a ticket because he can not read the monthly pass!
"Yes, they have in the LPP headquarters ..."
"HALTS FOOT YOU ASS! naff off? They are 30km!! BY BVG! "






And then I must still 1km walk to the office, weil. .. na? ... Well? guessing you know? Yeah, right! Because there is no bus goes there!
goes where no bus ... or there is a train. But only every 20 minutes! In the rush hour! And of course no time! And just to 17:50! And I have to walk 1km far because the station was removed in front of our office!
heart of Berlin, the capital of the Teutonic-Gotham empire in sight to the central station, you're traffic-ass in the world!
And I have every damn Day, 2 times, this long, long, long run 4-lane road that entlangpfeift the wind, and this shitty bus shoots by the puddles of shit-and you can not avoid ...
I wonder every time whether I am looking for a stone ... and the next shit-bus again through this shit-puddle ball must ... Pöck --- KLONK! Bump!

And if the driver gets out .... Ohhh please, please let him get off ... Ohhhhh, an inner Mission celebration!

And inside me is already nice and warm ...
past

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Buttocks Waxing Erection

Ray LaMontagne

This song pretty well with my current living situation.
I wish I had his talent, it also express Sun Not so easy to separate and let go ...









the way, buy his CD's ... They are all worth it!
More here ... or Youtube.com

http://www.raylamontagne.com

Enjoy
Mic

Monday, November 8, 2010

Free Knitting Pattern For Papoose

How the SPD, CDU and FDP 0.005% - parties "makes ....

I still can not To sleep.
THAT is bad!


Again such a senseless idea!

.... How in the upcoming election, the ruling parties is you ever notice that "govern" in the word ... the word "greed" lies ... but I digress again ... like So, I wanted to say I knows how one can make of SPD, CDU and FDP quickly fringe parties, which create the 2.5% threshold not only failed, but can not even hindurchkrauchen under their feet ...

Right!
choose You go! And this time, please
ALL eligible voters ... 100% turnout!

All ... And especially those who complain constantly but the last 20 years NEVER have seen even a single ballot paper up close!

all go vote!
choose And ... NOTHING! None of the parties on the ballot!

And already we have the statistics on this page!

because the more people go to vote, but not selected ... the less percent of the vote received our federal shield citizens!

"The CDU wins ... just ahead of the SPD and the FDP with 0.005% of the vote ... ... SPD CDU 0.005% 0.0047% 0.000035 FDP ... ..... from the coalition CDU / FDP, SPD, thus creating a 1 / 16 seats in the Bundesrat ... and thus has a general admission at the door ... ähhmmm purely watching .... window to be able to ... "




So, at the next election, please do not waste your votes! Give them better ... NO ONE!
But give them up! Otherwise you give some time from your votes ...



Pvc Pipe Will Freeze At What Temp

DIY

I can not sleep once again ...

what exactly is going in as a brand studio actually before?? And what do
as yourself there? Let
make their nails?


these questions ... let me have the whole day long do not go!



Wednesday, November 3, 2010

How To Write On Muslim Wedding Invitations

Erich and iPad

I just Golem.de in - read a discussion forum, the sense I have not really become clear, however, has triggered in me a spontaneous attack ... one of these terrible attacks in which one illuminated by responses to the question which you would like to know in no case!

capita cinema-attack!

me now everything is clear!

'all' means in this particular case the current, completely incomprehensible to me, the hype around Apple products with the, i, and why they are so successful now. One possible explanation is probably completely mistaken: Apple was brave and has very good marketing strategists, the buyers exactly what is necessary "Will I Have This!" Convince ... Along with the obvious fact that ALL other companies worldwide have slept absolutely and this completely logical shift to the operating concept "without aids Input into electronic devices "short Grapsch .... or English: TOUCH .... have just messed


This answer is for the simple truth is the ... the ... the unsuspecting gullible ...
much worse ... grisly ... threatening ... and it has just crept up on me again, I attacked from behind, and without asking in my head nestled!

And they came to me as the following when I Golem.de Kitchen Appliances forum read (it is about any 'Tablet'):
Quote

topic:
Re: ... what is it now a prerequisite for the market
Date: 03:11:10 - 12:34
Author: borstel

iOS4Ever wrote:
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There must be a smartphone . Google currently provides that no other device types
for the market. This makes the whole Android Geraffel so as pointless as
every manufacturer currently building his own thing and the customer
can not cope. All rubbish to be related to Google, their sales portal on its feet
has ... :)
---------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------

thank you, that has now helped me very ... A life Apple certainly would be something simple and always reminds me of the freedom of movement in the GDR. Baltic, Hungary and the Tatra Mountains ... ideologically it was always taken by the hand ... ;-) decided what was good, the party ... and what was not compliant, was banished ...

• Reply • Quote Report


Suddenly I was clear EVERYTHING!


ERICH! Eric is not dead! Still alive! And he has teamed up with Pinky and the Brain ...

the
WORLD MR SHEEP T
to usurp!


Steve Jobs is a Sleeper ... probably from Leipzig! A DDR undercover agent ... An agent of the Stasi! to beat
sent to the imperialist class enemy with his own marketing weapons on his own battlefield and to invent the ultimate means of socialist indoctrination! Made of the breakaway Chinese, in millions of units to flood the unsuspecting capitalist consumer society and thus to enable it the final death blow!

The iPhone and iPad are Erich's last revenge! The ultimate tool to get back into power ... and this time It should not just be the cute, cute country at the foot of the Ore ... NO! This time it will be THE WHOLE WORLD!

And that almost certainly, ES on 25 August 2012 ... his 100th birthday ... ! Happen!

it will happen !..... The ultimate Ä.bbl Erich virus is activated, whereupon iPhonePadPods on all 500 billion ... - Erich way, had also always been something left over for 'jailbreak'!! - Hammer and sickle in the corn wreath in front of black, red and gold background as a splash screen (Welcome Scream) appears! For this, the national anthem of the GDR while Pinky and the Brain is happy about the Logo jump ...

In Jambra-Abbo and Äppler store there are only a fight-songs of the workers and peasants' power and buy the October club in Mp3 Download ... eBooks are only just as works of Marx, Engels, Mielke, Wolf & Co, and acquire the memoirs of Crown Prince Eric Krenz sale ...

And all the sounds from the speakers Eric's whining, droning, whining voice:
"socialism in its course .... holds neither ox nor ass on table ... I äs Eusch gesacht always! Your wollded hööören technically ... now auferschtehen Waerden manner ... and pay back äs Eusch ... that you have the class enemy of my Balast lassn tear .... "


aaaahhhhhhh Kopfkino .... Oh, my God ... make it stop!
I need to call but the BKA .... oh no ... the read anyway anything!
thank God